Side Burned?

Since Cecilia sleeps on her back, her hair doesn’t grow as much on the back of her head as it does on the sides.  When Monica mentioned Cecilia’s sideburns to Clare, Clare said: “Well, Mommie, you really shouldn’t hold Cecilia when you’re cooking.”

New Italian Food?

Though we were eating American food at dinner, Clare said her stomach was too full of Italian food.  So someone asked her what Italian food she had eaten.  Her explanation?  “Gravy is Italian.”