Stinky!

Dominic’s Mom was changing his diaper and she told him: “This is stinky.  You need to learn to use the potty.”

Dominic: “When I’m 11.”  Then he laughed.

Kindergarten

Clare has been expressing how grown up she feels, now that she has started kindergarten.  Here are some examples.

Clare: “I’m a kindergartener.  I’m practically all grown up, Mommie.”

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Clare: “That’s really hard to do — even for a kindergartener.”

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Clare was going on an amusement park ride and some other kids were trying to scare her.  One kid told her: “This is a scary ride; you might die.”

Clare’s response?  “I’m not scared.  I’m a kindergartener.”